There’s a new music video out by Autoerotique, featuring their single Asphyxiation on Dim Mak Records. And while I can’t really get behind the track, I can get behind the video, because it is awesome.
It starts out slightly NSFW, then by the end graduates to regular NSFW. So, that’s that. And if you’re a person who makes his living wearing a mascot eagle costume, it’s really NSFW.
Don’t miss the trophy shenanigans at the end.
H/T Badjocks.
Another month, another batch of Paulina Gretzky photos. Except this batch is a little different from the others, in that it’s very Dustin Johnson-heavy. You may remember that the Great One’s daughter is dating the PGA golfer, which is all well and good and old news. But the sheer number of photos of them together, not to mention the mentions of the word “love,” is previously unmatched to this point.
What does this mean? Well, your fantasies of somehow meeting and bedding and marrying Paulina Gretzky are somehow even more unlikely than ever. And your new object of irrational hatred is likely the guy who’s already in there, Johnson (LeBron deserves a break anyway). This dude is getting so much Paulina, even his brother Austin is getting screen time with her.
Why don’t you see what we mean? Like last time, we’ve included each photo’s creepiest Instagram comment, to help you feel less creepy and deranged.
All photos via Webstagram.
I don’t get the folks today who are mocking Troy Aikman for attempting to send a tweet to an attractive female actress. That’s about the only thing in this story that he did right. He’s single, after all. What he did wrong:
Attempts to send her a direct message, instead sends tweet to all of his nearly 1 million Twitter followers.
Apparently splits his time between Los Angeles and Dallas.
Misspells the woman’s name.
Is a grown man who uses emoticons.
For Pete’s sake, it’s spelled Morrow. The tweet’s deleted now, but there’s the evidence above.
Ms. Morrow, 39, has appeared in several films and TV shows, the most relevant here being Mail Booty (2003) and Restraining Order (2013). She responds:
@skinz4life1975 LOL if he was seeing me…he better not misspell my name:-)
— Mari Morrow (@Mari_Morrow) June 6, 2013
My favorite reaction:
No shame in T.Aikman chasing girls, but a grown man – esp. one in the Hall of Fame – should NOT be using emoticons: bit.ly/14AXLSV
— Dave Dameshek (@Dameshek) June 6, 2013
Morrow made her TV debut on Baywatch in 1992, and had recurring roles in One Life to Live and Family Matters. Film roles: Dead Man on Campus, Uninvited Guest, Children of the Corn III, Book of Love, Restraining Order, Def Jam’s How to Be a Player, Traci Townsend, National Security, and Today You Die.
Roll the Mari Morrow photo gallery!
The Spurs win Game 1 in Miami 92-88, their seventh straight playoff win, and seventh on the road against one loss. Most impressively, San Antonio set an NBA Playoff record with only four turnovers, zero in the fourth quarter when they took control.
And Spurs GM R.C. Buford could have been a bigger winner, but he was facing the wrong way.
Actually the Spurs won because Tony Parker thinks he’s a Harlem Globetrotter.
Then: this happened.
Go Spurs Go! I say Spurs in 5!!!!
— Eva Longoria (@EvaLongoria) June 7, 2013
Ha. Longoria and Parker divorced in 2010.
Well if you’re going to be the first leader of Russia to get a divorce since Peter the Great, it might as well be with a former Olympic medal-winning gymnast.
Putin’s separation from wife Lyudmila was the worst-kept secret in all the Russias — they had rarely been seen together in recent years, and lived in separate residences. The rumor was that Putin had been dating — and may even have children with — former Olympic gymnast Alina Kabayeva, who is 30 years his junior. See the slideshow below and his reasoning comes into focus.
On Thursday night Putin and Lyudmila, after a night at the opera at the Kremlin, announced on TV that, indeed they are divorced.
Kabayrva is now actually a member of the Russian Parliment, but got her start in Rhythmic Gymnastics. That’s a move that we here in the U.S. haven’t even pulled off.
Kabayeva is best known in her native Russia for participating in the 2000 Sydney Olympics, where she took home a bronze medal, followed by a gold medal four years later in Athens. Putin reportedly requested an audience with the then-17-year-old Kabayeva upon her return from Sydney.
Though reps for both Kabayeva and Putin have denied the allegations of an affair, a St. Petersburg wedding planning firm claimed they had been contacted to plan the couple’s wedding in 2008. Kabayeva gave birth to a son last year, though the father has never been publicly identified.
The Kabayeva Files:
There are photos floating around the Internet today of America’s sweetheart Kate Upton on the set of the film “The Other Woman,” currently in production. The cast features some big names including Leslie Mann, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Cameron Diaz. And Kate Upton.
You might not have known that Kate Upton is an actress. That’s because she’s not, really. It’s unclear whether these photos are from an actual scene in the film or they were taken when the cameras had stopped rolling, but either way: Kate is there for the boobs.
I’m not just being a pig. I’m taking my cue from the other people in these photographs (not to mention the photographs themselves):
When Kate Upton is cast in the role of Shulamith Firestone, come talk to me about her being an actress. Until then, boobs.
Here’s what we can say with some certainty: A lady who goes by the name of @ThaSwagPrincess on Twitter stayed over at Crimson Tide quarterback AJ McCarron’s house this past weekend. She admitted as much to RadarOnline, at least.
And while we can’t say that AJ McCarron is definitely cheating on his bombshell girlfriend (and Brent Musberger’s natural Viagra) Katherine Webb, based on Margaret Wood’s tweets — some deleted, some still standing — and her interview, it looks that way.
Wood was in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and, as a “friend” of AJ’s, decided to get together with him. We’ll let RadarOnline’s report take it from there:
“We were hanging out at his house, and I had been drinking, so he didn’t want me to drive,” Maxim hometown hottie contestant Margaret Wood tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “I did not stay at a hotel. That’s all I can say. I’m trying to be careful about what I say because I feel really bad.”
Margaret and AJ go way back, she claims — before Katherine was even on the scene. “I’ve known AJ for a long time,” Margaret explains. “He asked for my number back in the fall when I was on the sidelines at the Ole Miss-Alabama game. I didn’t even know who he was. I had no idea he was even talking to Katherine. I thought he was cute.”
AJ then met Katherine at an event in December, 2012. But he didn’t tell Margaret. “I was making plans to go see him, and then I saw on ESPN about Katherine. I was like, whatever, thanks for telling me,” Margaret says. “But it’s not like he had to tell me, I guess, since it wasn’t serious like that. I’ve kissed AJ, but it’s not a big deal.”
So the two of them have a history together, they got drunk and she spent the night at his place. You could still make the argument that they simply passed out on the same bad, perhaps facing away from each other in mirroring fetal positions, and then parted ways amicably once daylight came. But here are some now-deleted tweets from the next day, via With Leather:
Tuscaloosa and the temptations here.
— Margaret Wood (@ThaSwagPrincess) June 9, 2013
What I woke up to this morning >>>> what you woke up to this morning.
— Margaret Wood (@ThaSwagPrincess) June 9, 2013
That doesn’t sound like someone who woke up with a hangover. Did AJ McCarron cook ThaSwagPrincess a delicious breakfast and send her on her way? Doubtful. [Insert pun about "sausage" here.]
Interestingly, it looks like Wood had a change of heart soon after the supposed incident(s). Either that, or she realized that deleting those original tweets would not make the message disappear from the Internet entirely, and she offered this as a response:
You have GOT to be kidding me. I hang out in Tuscaloosa one night after my flight got canceled and I’m in tabloids. #annoyed
— Margaret Wood (@ThaSwagPrincess) June 10, 2013
So, to recap: a “friend” of McCarron’s, who happens to be a Maxim underwear model, got drunk with the QB, stayed over his place, tweeted about it, deleted those tweets, feigned ignorance of why that would be a big deal, then went and interviewed with RadarOnline admitting the whole thing and said things like this:
“It’s his business, and he should be able to do what he wants to do. He was texting me this morning about the story coming out, and I was like, ‘I don’t know what to tell Katherine,’” Margaret told Radar. “I don’t know her personally, but I would tell her, ‘I’ve known him longer than you. We’re just friends and it’s not a big deal’.”
Either this is an elaborate, ridiculous publicity stunt that will hurt a lot of people’s feelings (and totally worked, since we just spent time relaying you the information), or this girl banged AJ McCarron and now the quarterback is going to lose out on all this.
Though we’ll pose to you, the readers, this question: If you got drunk with a lady that looked like this and she stayed over your place, would you do the same?
We’ll see if there’s any further public fallout from this, and/or if Nick Saban blasts a lot of “Pickin’ Up The Pieces Of Love” in the locker room this fall.
Ricky Boebel contributed to this post.
[Uproxx]
It started as a small Twitter account in which University of Kansas students displayed selfies of their (somewhat covered) breasts. But it soon grew to epic proportions, as its popularity swelled and became almost legendary. But now the Twitter site KU Boobs may be forced to shut down, after university administrators sent the site a cease-and-desist letter claiming trademark violation.
This has caused a huge booblash among the site’s legion of fans, and now the university says it is hopeful that KU Boobs doesn’t have to go away. It will, however, have to stop selling stuff with the KU logo or trademark initials, however, according to school officials.
Fans and contributors are preparing for the worst, however.
@kuboobs I was saving this for something special, but there is no better time than now! #savekuboobs twitter.com/la_femme_gela/…
— Angela(@la_femme_gela) June 11, 2013
The authors are skeptical as well.
KU Boobs has been ordered to cease and desist by The University of Kansas by June 12, 2013.
— KU Boobs (@KUboobs) June 11, 2013
Dean Wormer says it’s a misunderstanding.
You may have seen a tweet from @kuboobs saying that “KU has ordered KUBoobs to cease and desist.”That tweet is not accurate.
— Jim Marchiony (@JMarchiony) June 11, 2013
KU is not trying to shut down the @kuboobs Twitter account. A Twitter account is one thing. But they’re selling merchandise with KU on it.
— Jim Marchiony (@JMarchiony) June 11, 2013
That violates KU’s Federal trademark, which the University must protect.
— Jim Marchiony (@JMarchiony) June 11, 2013
We’ve asked them to stop selling that merchandise, not to shut down the Twitter account. Rock Chalk!
— Jim Marchiony (@JMarchiony) June 11, 2013
Delicious: a tweet from the Associate A.D. about boobs, which ends in “Rock Chalk!”
So it’s unclear as to what the administrators of KU Boobs are going to do –and whether the name of the site itself is a violation of university trademark. We’ll have to see how this plays out.
Until then, here are our top KU Boobs pics so far:
You may know Olivia Munn from her appearance as news reporter Chess Roberts in Iron Man II, or by her recurring role in HBO’s The Newsroom. But to me she’ll always be co-host of G4 network’s Attack of the Show!, because that’s how I roll. On Monday she threw out the first pitch at the Diamondbacks-Dodgers game in LA, and afterward trotted over to the dugout to talk with fellow Oklahoman Matt Kemp.
Then, lo and behold, Munn began unbuttoning her Dodgers jersey. And then … we’ll never know, because the video cuts out. Curses.
To ease your pain, here is an Olivia Munn slideshow.
For the second year in a row, the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders have covered a song during their photo shoot in the Dominican Republic. Last year it was “Call Me Maybe” and this year they covered Taylor Swift’s “22.” I use “cover” in the loosest sense of the word, I really mean look hot while mouthing something resembling the lyrics of the song.
I’d like to take this moment to thank the internet, without it, groups of beautiful women would never get great opportunities like this.
The Miami Heat’s post-game celebrations were pretty eventful last night. They gave drunk locker room interviews. They went clubbing with honorary Heat member Drake. And apparently, team president Pat Riley poured champagne on CNN’s Rachel Nichols’ head mid-interview.
As our friends at Busted Coverage pointed out, it was reminiscent of Joe Namath’s drunken sideline interview with reporter Suzy Kolber, where he stopped answering questions and started telling Suzy how much he wanted to kiss her. Riley was in the middle of answering a question when he decided he’d rather give Nichols a champagne shower, and so he gave her fair warning and did it.
Check it out:
Let’s just appreciate for a second that Riley gives a fairly coherent interview for nearly thirty seconds before impulses get the best of him. But the best part is probably the awkward thing he does after where he puts his hand on her cheek, looks as though he wants the standard end-of-interview kiss goodbye, and then settles for what I’m going to call a half-hug instead.
Nichols took Pat Riley’s creepiness in stride, laughed it off, and made a joke at the end. It was amazing.
Sabine Lisicki, the 23rd-ranked female tennis player in the world, stunned Serena Williams today at Wimbledon in a very close match. Following the match, the world collectively asked: Who is Sabine Lisicki? I am here to answer that question for you.
Lisicki is 23 years old and is from Troisdorf, West Germany, although she lives in Bradenton, Florida where she trains under Nick Bollettieri. She had a breakout year in 2007 on the ITF circuit, moving up from a 497th ranking to 198th and winning two tournaments. She played in her first Grand Slam in 2008 at the Australia Open, defeating 16th-seeded Dinara Safina and going on to the third round where she lost to Carolina Wozniacki.
At Wimbledon in 2009, Lisicki made a run to the quarterfinals before losing again to Dinara Safina, who was ranked No. 1 in the world at the time. In March of 2010, she injured her ankle at the Indian Wells Masters and missed five months of tennis, dropping out of the top 100.
But she had a great year in 2011, winning her second WTA title at the Aegon Classic. She went on to make it to the semifinals at Wimbledon later that year before losing in straight sets to Maria Sharapova. She went on to be named WTA Comeback Player of the Year in 2011. Lisicki later made it to the quarterfinals at Wimbledon in 2012.
Her highest ever ranking was No. 12, reached on May 21st last year, but she has since dropped down to No. 23. She is an aggressive baseliner with a powerful shot and hits with a lot of topspin. Lisicki holds the record for the fastest serve in women’s tennis at 130 mph. She is apparently nicknamed “Boom Boom” for her powerful serve, and not for her physical assets.
Oh, but I forgot the most important part. Lisicki is a total babe. Check out this slideshow:
Noted bro advocate Rob Gronkowski had an appropriately bro-ey July 4th in Buffalo.
At a party with rob gronkowski and its wild right now
— Hunter Frey (@YO_silver_LO) July 4, 2013
Was there any doubt pictures of Gronk at a 4th of July party would come out? If there weren’t photos of him on Instagram last night, I’d be worried something horrible had happened.
Here’s Gronk imagining the horrible things he’d do to those beers if they were alone:
Here’s Gronk wearing my mom’s favorite hat:
I can’t help but think Gronkowski’s ongoing back injury is preventing the Summer of Gronk from repeating in 2013. He’s partying through it like it’s not affecting him, but you can tell it is. Every swig of the the whiskey and throw of the beer pong ball, the injury is in the back of his head. Will he ever party the same? Only time will tell.
If there’s one thing I’m not really in the mood for today, it’s thinking about makeup sex between Mr. and Mrs. Met. Yep, after a long hiatus, Mrs. Met is back — showing up at CitiField on Thursday to try and take fans’ minds off of their 35-47 record. Where has she been? We can rule out a convent, if this photo is any indication.
According to the Mets via ESPN’s Adam Rubin, Mrs. Met last made an appearance for the Mets in 2005. As I understand it, and correct me if I’m wrong, she was a regular in the 1970s, and then disappeared for about 30 years. Just up and left Mr. Met and their three kids.
Jesus. RT @AdamRubinESPN A Mets official said Mrs. Met is now officially reintroduced. Shes going to be a regular around ballpark, it seems.
— The Sports Hernia (@TheSportsHernia) July 4, 2013
Another Mrs. Met sighting at Citi Field, this time with Mr. Met during Seventh Inning Stretch: pic.twitter.com/WVChcZLtKz
— Adam Rubin (@AdamRubinESPN) July 4, 2013
OK, I’ll just say it: Mrs. Met is a slut.
Top photo: Amanda Rykoff @amandarykoff.
Today was the bloodiest day of the Running of the Bulls (a yearly event in Pamplona, Spain) so far, with three runners finding themselves on the wrong end of the horns. One of the victims was a 20-year-old American who lost his spleen. There are some horrific, graphic images here, if you’re so inclined.
But don’t let one three freak instances of people running directly in front of bulls being gored by said bulls freak you out. A mere 15 fatalities have been reported since record-keeping began in 1924. Gulp.
Seriously though, if Rex Ryan can do it, you can too. Plus, there’s plenty about the festival of San Fermín, which includes the “encierro” (or “running”), for people of all ages to enjoy. Check it out (WARNING: Some of these photos are NSFW, for reasons of scariness and boobs):
All photos via Getty
Paraguayan javelin thrower/attractive lady model Leryn Franco took the world by storm when she appeared on the international sporting stage back in 2008. She didn’t medal in Beijing, but she’s done well in a variety of South American tournaments. Ok, have we satisfied the “sports” requirement of this post? Good.
Franco appeared in the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, and there are no shortage of photos from that shoot. But, luckily for us, we have a new reason to revisit that important moment in history: Swim Daily has unveiled the Polaroids used by SI to determine what swimsuits would work best for the issue.
AND HERE THEY ARE. Study them to determine if SI made the right call. The fate of the world depends on it.
(NSFW, because of girl in bikini and without bikini.)
All photos via Swim Daily
[h/t @cjzero]
Jenn Brown is back. After leaving her job as an ESPN college football sideline reporter back in March for unknown reasons, Brown will now be working for the NFL Network, according to The Big Lead. She will anchor Total Access starting on Thursday while Amber Theoharis is off on maternity leave before joining a rotation at that anchor position once the NFL season starts.
Since Brown pretty much disappeared in the latter part of her tenure with ESPN, you probably forgot that she existed. For that reason, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you how incredibly hot she is with a slideshow:
Shame on ESPN for not giving this woman more airtime. She’s clearly very… talented.
Lauren Tannehill is the wife of Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill. We got a good glimpse of the happy couple during last year’s “Hard Knocks”, and by far our biggest takeaway from those episodes was: “Damn, Lauren Tannehill is a babe.”
One year later, we can confirm that Mrs. Tannehill continues to be a babe. We can also report that based on her Instagram photos, she’s the world’s best wife. She appears to do everything (and looks good while doing it), from cooking to snorkeling to firing a .357 revolver. Who wants to bet she has better aim than Ryan?
We went through some of the best, most active photos of Lauren from this past offseason, and realized we weren’t the only ones who thought she was pretty cool. So, as is our wont, we have included the creepiest comments left by her “fans” on each photo. Enjoy.
Photos via @laurentannehill, fishing photo via @rtannehill17
The “NFL cheerleaders” do “parodies” of hit radio songs thing started with the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders and their rendition of our generational classic, “Call Me Maybe.” That first dip into these artistic waters will always reign supreme, but the Dolphins and Taylor Swift’s “22″ was nothing to scoff at, nor is this performance of “Blurred Lines” by the Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleaders.
Sorry, there’s no nudity. But, there is a mascot, and he’s got moves.
[Guyism]
It’s Monday, so you’re probably thinking to yourself, Oh, no, I hate everything, this is the worst, please, let it be the weekend again. So let’s transport ourselves to Friday and check out last week’s “Freestyle Fridays” video from the Houston Texans cheerleaders. In related news, being a Giants fan sucks sometimes.
Whenever you’re sad or lonely or tired and it isn’t Friday, watch this video and pretend. It will work, momentarily.
I wish I could punch every person who never told me “Freestyle Fridays” existed in the face. Consider yourself warned.
