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Alabama Football Fans Want To Kill Their Kicker… But At Least His Girlfriend...
Fans of the Alabama Crimson Tide football team like football, a lot. They like it so much that they kill people who joke around when they lose the Iron Bowl to the rival Auburn Tigers. Really, that...
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The Top 14 Reasons I’m Looking Forward To The Sochi Winter Olympics (Vladimir...
So it turns out that Vladimir Putin is gay, according to a Moscow politcal scientist. That explains all the shirtless photos and homophobic legislation: it’s misdirection. Isn’t that always the way?...
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SLIDESHOW: American Soccer Star Sydney Leroux’s 23 Sexiest Instagram Photos
When Sydney Leroux isn’t representing her country on the soccer pitch, she’s representing her smokin’ hot bod on the, um, sexy floor? Whatever, she’s really hot and one of the best soccer players in...
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49ers Tight End Engaged To Miss Hooters 2009, Is Winning At Life
Niners’ tight end Garrett Celek has two catches this year: one on the football field. The other is Sarah Hinton, former Hooters calendar girl and fellow Michigan State product to whom Celek got...
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The World Cup Draw Host Was A Brazilian Actress/Model That Looks Like This
The 2014 Brazil World Cup draw is out. Team USA is sorta screwed, but not nearly as much as people are saying. But, more importantly, we want you to meet Fernanda Lima, the host of the draw. She’s a...
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The 38 Sexiest Photos Of This Year’s Pro Bowl Cheerleaders
The Pro Bowl has slowly proven itself to be completely unnecessary. It’s not a real football game, players can still get hurt, and nothing whatsoever is at stake. But if there’s one redeeming quality,...
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Darya Klishina’s Sexiest *Instagram Photos
Ok, so this may seem a bit random to post a collection of select, extra-sexy, Russian long jumper photos, but hear us out. Our brothers in arms over at Next Impulse Sports (a damn good sports blog)...
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Dear Lord, This Footage Of A Chicago Blackhawks Ice Crew Girl Cleaning The...
When the NHL was teetering on the brink a few years back, the plan going forward was to make the viewing experience more pleasurable/exciting, by bringing the fan closer to the action with more...
View ArticleThe ‘Legends’ Football League Has An NFL Films-Style Documentary About Their...
This is the single funniest thing we’ve ever seen all day, only for the incredibly serious tone of the voiceover as he describes scantily-clad, buxom women running around on a football field. We’re not...
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Time To Brush Up On Your Redonkulously Sexy Female Curlers
Curling is a sport synonymous with farty Canadian men — unless you’ve been on the internet in the last four years and searched up “women of curling.” Then you’d know that curling, counterintuitively,...
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Legends Football League Coach Curses Out ‘Veteran’ Player Because Why Not,...
We’re still not sure whether the Legends Football League is WWE or Arena Football, but one this is for sure — they seem to take it very seriously. The league, which was formerly the Lingerie Football...
View ArticleHot Belgian Girls Voluntarily Stand In Goal, Get Butts Pelted With Soccer...
Degrading? Maybe over here, but in Europe, this is a power move by the women. (Or something like that.) Watch a couple of pro indoor soccer players finesse shot (RB + B) balls at the lacy-thonged...
View ArticleOnce You See This Video, You Will Never Eat Chicken Wings The Same Way Again
The fast-approaching end of the 2013-14 football season by no means signifies buffalo wings exit from your diet. (You basically live in a bar — who’re you kidding?) Brought to you by Foodbeast,...
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Winter Olympics Hottie Of The Week: American Snowboarder Hannah Teter’s...
The pride of Ludlow Vermont (or at least Okemo Mountain, if you’re from the Northeast). Hannah Teter is just 26 years old, and she’s already competed in the snowboard half-pipe of two Olympics —...
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Ryan Tannehill’s Wife Leaves AR-15 Assault Rifle Behind In Rental Car
Hot, blonde wife of NFL quarterback leaves assault rifle in back seat of rental car, which is then found by the next customer to drive it (let’s say it’s Harvey Keitel). And so begins your next Quentin...
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Instagram Butt-Goddess, Jen Selter, Gets Interviewed, Filmed Working Out
Every athlete on Earth follows this 20-year-old from Long Island, which is how we came across her in the first place. What, did you think we just google the word “butt” compulsively, all day? Pfffff....
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College Bro Makes College Gameday Sign About Porn Star, College Bro Receives...
Back around Thanksgiving, we told you a funny little story. An Oklahoma State student made a semi-funny sign about porn star Lisa Ann and Baylor’s defense (they both have lots of holes to fill!). But...
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Emerging Tennis Star Eugenie Bouchard Wants To Date Justin Bieber, Her...
Ghostbuster’s logic suggests that, when someone asks you if you’re a God, you say, “Yes.” Conversely, if someone unexpectedly asks you who you want date, out of anyone on Earth, and you’re a...
View ArticleNow Witness The Firepower Of This Fully Armed And Operational 25-Foot...
Rick’s Cabaret is a “gentlemen’s club” in New York City that’s made quite a reputation for itself over the past few years, whether it’s in reaching out to wide-eyed innocents like Eli Manning, or to...
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This GIF Of Every Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Is Like A Time Machine...
The 2014 Swimsuit mag comes out February 11th — where Kate Upton will reportedly be floating in a zero gravity chamber. Ohhh, science, you dirty dog you. Here’s a rousing homage to 50 years of the...
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