The Anastasia Ashley Warmup Dance Means That Surfing Is My New Favorite Sport
I highly recommend turning off the audio above: Major Lazer, not my favorite thing. In fact, it almost ruins the video. I emphasize, almost. Here’s pro surfer Anastasia Ashley with a rather amazing...
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Actress Kaley Cuoco Is Dating Tennis Player Ryan Sweeting… So, Yeah, Slideshow!
Kaley Cuoco is the actress who plays Penny on the “Big Bang Theory,” a primetime CBS sitcom that would be popular regardless of quality, because of its channel and time-slot. She is reportedly dating...
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Incredibly Goofy And Boring Dude Wins PGA Championship, Celebrates With Hot Wife
Jason Dufner’s PGA Championship win yesterday was a victory for the goofy, boring people of the world. In a game known mainly for being plodding and methodical, played by the world’s worst-dressed and...
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Oklahoma State Football Player Thinks He’s Getting Te’oed, Winds Up Dating...
A relatively nondescript college football player received a notification that a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader was following him on Twitter. The world hadn’t yet heard the story of Manti Naivité’o, but...
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Paulina Gretzky Is Engaged To Dustin Johnson, So Here’s Her Engagement Ring…...
Congratulations, Dustin Johnson, golfer, and Paulina Gretzky, Wayne Gretzky’s Daughter and Instagram Hall-of-Famer! You’re engaged to be married, and you deserve it. You’ve brought us prosperous times...
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Your Favorite Twerking Surfer Did A Weird NY Fashion Mag Photo Spread
It’s called a John Varvatos plaid button-up shirt, but surfers don’t give in to the tyranny of garment-fastening devices. Here’s our favorite surfer, Anastasia Ashley, whom we met on Aug. 6 at the...
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The Johnny Football Impostor On UCF Has A Ridiculously Attractive Girlfriend
As we just told you, UCF quarterback Blake Bortles is trying to steal Johnny Manziel’s Football and become Blake Football. And as we just learned, via Busted Coverage, he is one step closer to...
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Now That Everyone Is Annointing Jameis Winston As A Heisman Candidate, We...
Jameis Winston was incredible for Florida State in Week 1 against a not very good team (Pitt). Thus, the public has anointed him as a major Heisman Trophy candidate. And thus, Busted Coverage, per...
View ArticleThese Ladies Dressed As Wayne And Garth From ‘Wayne’s World’ Are The Best...
Oh, Chicago. Between your loaded hot dogs and your beautiful women who dress up as SNL characters at Cubs games, you truly are the gem of the Midwest. Particular props for the attention to detail. I...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Just Made A Sexually Charged Michael Jordan-Themed Music Video...
We’re not sure what to make of this. Though, from what we know about his love of the ladies, we can safely assume Michael Jordan’s digging it. H/T Next Impulse
View ArticleAlex Morgan, Sydney Leroux Bikini Weekend Photos Will Bolster A Weary Nation
Alex Morgan and Sydney Leroux are in Hawaii, getting in some bikini time before the three U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team friendlies this month (Australia in San Antonio and New Zealand twice, at...
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Here You Go: Paulina Gretzky, In A Bikini, At A ‘Secret’ Photo Shoot, With...
When Paulina Gretzky announced that she and golfer Dustin Johnson had gotten engaged, we were all like, “Shit.” We were worried because Paulina Gretzky slideshows, even those that call out people for...
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Michelle Jenneke (That Australian Hurdler With Seductive The Pre-Race...
For the uninitiated , Michelle Jenneke is an Australian hurdler known mostly for her sexy pre-race dance routine, which led to an offer from a real website called “Sex.com.” She also did something in...
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Who Did The Ass-Selfie Better: Kim Kardashian Or Surfer Anastasia Ashley?
It was the ass-selfie seen ’round the world: Kim Kardashian and her enormous butt. But surfer Anastasia Ashley fired back, with an impressive rendition of her own. If you don’t know who Ashley is,...
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‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful’ Comes Out Today, And...
Today Sports Illustrated is dropping the mother of all pageview click traps — if your coffee table had a unique views counter, you could sell ad space on it. Okay, enough industry jargon: Here’s a...
View ArticleAlex Morgan And Syndey Leroux Go As Miley Cyrus And Robin Thicke For Halloween
Too bad they didn’t go as “Wrecking Ball.” Did we beat last year..? #wecantstop pic.twitter.com/z4q911Up1d — Alex Morgan (@alexmorgan13) October 29, 2013 Hey Halloween, we back @alexmorgan13....
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Official Seahawks Twitter Account RTs Pornstar’s Butt Selfie While Wearing...
When a pornstar tweets butt photos at you, you notice. But when you’re in charge of a pro football team’s twitter account, well, think twice about tweeting back. There’s kind of a stigma there…...
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Oregon Middle School Football Coach Schedules Team Awards Dinner At Hooters,...
Randall Burbach is a man who lives on the edge. When the Corbett Middle School (Portland, Ore.) football coach began planning the team awards dinner, he decided to let his 12- to 14-year-old players...
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[NSFW] The Video Of Kate Upton Getting Her Body Painted For The SI Swimsuit...
The Video Of Kate Upton Getting Her Body Painted For The SI Swimsuit Issue Is Fantastic! The Video Of Kate Upton Getting Her Body Painted For The SI Swimsuit Issue Is Artistic! The Video Of Kate Upton...
View ArticleFrench Weathergirl Gets Naked To Fulfill World Cup Bet, But Many Viewers Feel...
This is complete bull****, ladies and gentlemen. A French weathergirl who promised to get naked if France qualified for the World Cup had to make with the goods on Tuesday (France made it by one...
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