Justin Brent got to check out the Knicks’ exciting 103-100 win over the Wizards Wednesday night, then had one of those Hugh Grant/rom-comy New York nights that ended with his date screaming “…but I love you!” from a cab window as he clumsily ran alongside it with a bouquet of roses.
…it just happened to be with the most famous porn star on Earth: Lisa Ann.
Deadspin managed to snag a photo of the two cuddling post-coitus from an unidentified source — possibly Lisa Ann herself, who stays in the sports blogosphere headlines by playing fantasy football and taking college kids to prom — surprising literally no one. Come on, we all knew where this thing was headed as soon as she posted this bad boy Wednesday night.
Last night, she broke down her logic for enjoying the company of 19-year-old college football players. Wonder if she knows Sebastian Janikowski?
I am very entertained today by the incredible amount of commentary about my date to the @nyknicks Game Last Night..
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) October 24, 2014
I am a women NOT held back by my age, lucky for me, because the writers seem to make me out to be a dinosaur. 42 is NOT old, It is amazing!
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) October 24, 2014
The irony here is successful, older men have had beautiful young women on their arms in the past… Now it is MY turn to mix it up!
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) October 24, 2014
This is YET another one of those times where i can say with a smile.. YOLO
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) October 24, 2014
Again i blame @belle_knox Since she has become such a big part of my life, it is raining 19Year Olds.. The Year of 1995…. lol
— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) October 24, 2014
Something tells us Lisa Ann doesn’t need Bella Knox to hook her up with college freshman. Here’s Notre Dame stance on sex, via Darren Rovell, who thought anyone gave a shit…
Notre Dame FB player Justin Brent went on date w/porn star. Here's ND's sex section in code of conduct pic.twitter.com/CYk6v4rzvs
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) October 24, 2014